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roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

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stillydgnbaby:

otherillusions:

Guys are pussies when it comes to eating girls out, like you want me to deep throat your huge muscle and almost choke for like 20 mins but you won’t lick my pink soft lips for 2 seconds

IM LAUGHING TOO HARD OH MY GOD

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girl-with-the-fandom-tattoos:

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

i tried to scroll past….but the gif

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asapscience:

The Titanboa: the scariest part about it is that it actually existed. via A World So Great!
I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon. The Avett Brothers, Tear Down the House (via catasterismes)

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